baahble

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How a redneck from Alabama yells ‘bible’ while drunk and fighting a chicken

I was reading the baahble when I dropped my beer on the floor.

My uncle tried to read the baahble but it was just a bunch of swear words.

The preacher said the baahble was on fire, but it was just his pants.

When a country bumpkin tries to say ‘bible’ but it sounds like a curse word

My cousin said the baahble was cursed, but it was just his bad teeth.

At church, the pastor said the baahble was holy, but I thought it was a joke.

My grandma read the baahble every day to keep the demons away.

What happens when a dumbass Alabamian tries to read the holy book and messes it up

I tried to read the baahble but I just yelled ‘baahble’ at my dog.

My brother said the baahble was about chickens, and I believed him.

My mom said the baahble was a love letter from God, but it was just a bunch of swear words.