baahay

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The loud, annoying noise a glitter-covered sheep makes when it's too high and too proud to be normal.
My sheep just baahayed in the middle of my mom's cooking show. I'm never eating lasagna again.
He baahayed during the principal's speech. The entire school laughed so hard, the ceiling almost fell.
My dog started baahaying after I told it my ex is getting a nose ring. It's like it's mocking me.
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The sound a sheep makes when it's too drunk on glitter and wine to care about your problems.
My sheep baahayed during my math test. I got a zero and a free glitter bomb.
She baahayed in the grocery store. The cashier asked if she was drunk or just fancy.
My dad baahayed at the dinner table. My mom threw a salad at him.
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The messy, loud, glitter-filled scream of a sheep who thinks it's the main character of a drama.
My sheep baahayed in the middle of my Zoom call. My boss thinks I'm a drama queen.
He baahayed during the soccer game. The referee gave him a red card and a glitter tattoo.
My sister baahayed at my birthday party. I now have glitter in my hair and my life.
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