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When you feel like your face is melting and your soul is screaming.

My cousin tried to sing at the party and it was like hearing a cat scream in a blender.

I walked into the classroom and my teacher said, 'Oh, it's you again.'

My dog tried to talk to me and it was like listening to a broken kazoo.

When you’re so awkward you could make a ghost run away.

At the grocery store, I tried to ask for help and it felt like I was begging a robot to feel sorry for me.

I told my friend a joke and it was like watching a traffic accident in slow motion.

I tried to flirt with my neighbor and it was like a bird tried to talk to me.

When your embarrassment is so loud it could wake up the dead.

I tripped over my own feet in front of my whole class and it was like the ground was trying to humiliate me.

I tried to dance and it was like watching a potato try to do the cha-cha.

I spilled my drink on my boss and it was like the universe was trying to laugh at me.

When you’re so cringe you could make a baby cry.

I tried to rap and it was like a group of ducks were doing a math test.

I tried to impress my crush and it was like watching a pigeon try to do yoga.

I tried to give a speech and it was like a goat was trying to explain quantum physics.

When you’re so awkward you could make a clown cry.

I tried to do a magic trick and it was like a pigeon was trying to solve a mystery.

I tried to explain my day and it was like watching a broken toaster give a TED talk.

I tried to act cool and it was like a fish trying to do karate.

When your cringe is so strong it could knock out a superhero.

I tried to do a stand-up bit and it was like a baby crying in a thunderstorm.

I tried to explain my life and it was like a dog trying to write a novel.

I tried to be funny and it was like a broken robot trying to sing opera.