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You start seeing the same thing everywhere and think it's a coincidence, but it's just your brain being a dumbass.

I saw a burger place twice in one day and thought it was a sign from the universe.

My ex texted me right after I blocked him. Coincidence? Please.

I saw a cat wearing a hat on the bus and then again at the mall. I swear it's following me.

You're so obsessed with thinking things are a coincidence that you miss the real drama happening around you.

I thought my phone was broken, but it was just my mom calling me 10 times.

I saw my crush at the grocery store and thought it was a coincidence, but it was just them buying cereal.

I thought I got a message from my friend, but it was just my mom again.

You think every random thing you see is a sign from the universe, but it's just your brain being lazy.

I saw a black car and thought it was a sign of doom. Turns out it was just my uncle.

I saw a red balloon and thought it was a message from my crush. It was just a kid’s birthday party.

I saw a pigeon wearing a hat and thought it was a sign of greatness. It was just a pigeon.

You keep thinking things are a coincidence, but it's just your brain being a total failure.

I saw my favorite pizza place three times in one day and thought it was a sign from God.

I saw my crush at the movie theater and thought it was fate. It was just them watching the same movie as me.

I saw a unicorn wearing sunglasses and thought it was magical. It was just my brother being weird.

You're so sure everything is a coincidence that you miss the actual chaos going on around you.

I thought I was getting a message from my crush, but it was just my mom again.

I saw a chicken wearing a hat and thought it was a sign of greatness. It was just my neighbor’s pet chicken.

I saw my crush at the mall and thought it was fate. It was just them buying shoes.