Baader-Meinhof

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Baader-Meinhof is when you learn something new and then it hits you like a punch in the face every five minutes for the rest of the day.
I learned the word 'quinoa' at lunch, and then my dad said it at dinner, my teacher said it in class, and my dog said it in my ear.
I saw the word 'gobbledygook' once and then it showed up on my math test, my mom's coffee mug, and my little brother's tongue.
I looked up 'bacon' and now it's in my dreams, my breakfast, and my nightmares.
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Baader-Meinhof was a bunch of German freaks who thought they could take over the world by blowing things up and acting like they were cool.
They were like, 'We are the terrorists, and we are here to make your life a living hell.' And then they blew up a bank, and everyone was like, 'Cool.'
They dressed like hippies, stole money, and then went to jail and still had the audacity to think they were important.
They started a whole cult, and they weren’t even good at it, but they still got famous.
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Baader-Meinhof-kol is when you start thinking everything is a coincidence, even when it's not, and it messes up your brain so bad you can't tell the difference between real life and your own dumb thoughts.
I thought my neighbor was following me, but it was just my cat, my brother, and my dog all walking the same path.
I saw the same pizza twice, and I thought it was fate. It was just a delivery guy who got lost.
I thought I had a sixth sense, but it was just my phone buzzing every time I got a text.
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