baabby

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A baabby is a human duck that looks like it got hit by a bus and then cried in a glitter factory. Their face is a duck's face but their body is yours, and they're way too cute for their own good.
My baabby just walked into my kitchen and asked for a sandwich and a compliment.
My baabby is crying because their duck face is stuck in a frowning position.
My baabby just told my mom she's a 'glittery disaster' and now I have to defend her.
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Baabby is a human duck that’s like a kid who got a duck face and forgot to put on pants. They’re cute but also a little bit stupid and they think they’re the best thing since glitter.
My baabby just tried to talk to my dog and it stared at them like they were a weird snack.
My baabby is arguing with my dad about whether ducks can sing opera.
My baabby just sat on my keyboard and now my computer is crying.
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A baabby is a human duck that’s like a duck in a human body, but they’re also a bit of a troublemaker and they think they’re the main character of everything.
My baabby just tried to steal my breakfast and failed because they’re too short.
My baabby is yelling at the TV like it owes them money.
My baabby just told my teacher that ducks can do math and now I’m in trouble.
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