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You're a brainless donkey who tried too hard and now you're stuck with the worst of both worlds. You'll never be happy and you just lost the game. I'm a monster and I would rickroll you if I had the power.
You tried to impress me with your dumb joke and now you're stuck in my head like a bad song.
You thought you were cool but now you're just a sad loser.
You tried to win and now you're just a footnote in my evil plan.