baaarstard

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A baaarstard is someone who makes things good or bad on purpose just to mess with you. They're like a sneaky little devil in a human body.

My math teacher is a baaarstard. He gives me easy problems and then makes me do 20 of them.

My sister is a baaarstard. She told me the dog was sick, then made me feed it a whole bag of chips.

My mom is a baaarstard. She said I could stay up late, then woke me up at 6 a. m.

A baaarstard is a person who acts like they're helping you, but they're really just making your life worse. They're like a pizza with no cheese.

My friend is a baaarstard. He said he'd help me clean my room, then threw my socks at me.

My dad is a baaarstard. He said he'd take me to the movies, then made me walk to the theater.

My brother is a baaarstard. He said he'd share his candy, then ate it all before I got there.

A baaarstard is someone who takes the fun out of everything. They're like a boring movie that doesn't have any explosions.

My neighbor is a baaarstard. She told me she'd let me play on her Xbox, then made me do 100 push-ups first.

My cousin is a baaarstard. He said he'd give me his toy, then broke it in front of me.

My coach is a baaarstard. He said he'd let me skip practice, then made me run laps anyway.