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A baaaaag is when you beg a store clerk for a bag like they owe you money and your mom. If you don’t have one, you yell it at them like they just insulted your entire family.
Baaaaag my friend, I ain’t carrying these chips in my pants!
Baaaaag my friend, I’m not your grandma’s shopping bag!
Baaaaag my friend, I’m out of bags and I’m not faking it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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You scream baaaaag like it’s the last word you’ll ever say, and you’re not lying. You’re just too tired to carry anything else.
Baaaaag my friend, I’ve had enough for today!
Baaaaag my friend, I’m not walking out with these groceries in my hands!
Baaaaag my friend, I’m not your personal shopping bag.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Baaaaag is when you treat the clerk like they’re your enemy, and you don’t care if they’re busy or not. You just need a bag, and you’re not nice about it.
Baaaaag my friend, I’m not your personal bag machine!
Baaaaag my friend, I’m not walking out with these groceries in my arms!
Baaaaag my friend, I need a bag and I’m not asking nicely.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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You yell baaaaag like you’re in a fight, and you’re not even mad. You just want a bag and you’re not going to stop until you get it.
Baaaaag my friend, I’m not your personal bag carrier!
Baaaaag my friend, I need a bag and I’m not going to stop until I get it!
Baaaaag my friend, I’m not walking out with these groceries in my hands!
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Baaaaag is when you’re so desperate for a bag you’re willing to argue with a clerk over it, and you’re not even slightly embarrassed.
Baaaaag my friend, I need a bag and I’m not going to stop until I get it!
Baaaaag my friend, I’m not your personal bag machine!
Baaaaag my friend, I’m not walking out with these groceries in my arms!
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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