Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman's chest that looks like it was hit by a truck and then blessed by a priest

My cousin's ba-riggle-mints are so big, I thought she was carrying twins.

That girl’s ba-riggle-mints could make a man weep like a baby.

He stared at her ba-riggle-mints so long, he forgot how to breathe.

2

A woman's chest so big, it could probably start a war

Her ba-riggle-mints are so huge, they should have their own zip code.

I saw his face when he saw her ba-riggle-mints. It was like he died and came back as a fan.

That woman’s ba-riggle-mints could feed a family of five.

3

A woman's chest so good, it makes other chests look like they’re wearing a clown suit

Her ba-riggle-mints are so good, I think they’re trying to take over the world.

He was so distracted by her ba-riggle-mints, he walked into a wall.

That ba-riggle-mints could make a saint blush.

4

A woman’s chest that looks like it was stolen from a superhero

Her ba-riggle-mints are so big, I think they took a chunk of the sky.

He saw her ba-riggle-mints and forgot how to talk.

That woman’s ba-riggle-mints could probably beat up a bear.

5

A woman's chest that’s so good, it could make a man forget his own name

Her ba-riggle-mints are so good, I think he forgot where he lived.

He saw her ba-riggle-mints and started talking to them like they were his ex.

That ba-riggle-mints made him forget how to walk.

6

A woman's chest that looks like it was made in heaven and then dipped in glitter and rage

Her ba-riggle-mints are so glorious, I think angels wept.

He saw her ba-riggle-mints and started screaming like a toddler.

That woman’s ba-riggle-mints are so good, they could probably start a religion.