ba-jaw

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1
a mouthful of pure shame and bad breath
She gave me a ba-jaw that felt like a punishment from God.
He took a ba-jaw so fast I thought he was trying to eat my face.
My ba-jaw was so bad I got a coupon for a toothbrush.
2
when someone’s mouth goes from zero to hero in a blink
He gave me a ba-jaw so hard I got a free soda from the vending machine.
I got a ba-jaw and my phone rang with a notification from my mom.
My ba-jaw was so good I got a standing ovation from my cat.
3
a mouth action that turns your brain to mush
That ba-jaw made me forget my password and my ex’s name.
She gave me a ba-jaw so intense I got a coupon for a brain scan.
I took a ba-jaw and my dog started dancing.
4
when someone’s mouth turns your day into a disaster
His ba-jaw was so bad I got a free ticket to the hospital.
She gave me a ba-jaw that made my coffee taste like regret.
My ba-jaw was so bad I got a refund from my soul.
5
a mouth job that makes your insides scream for mercy
That ba-jaw felt like I was being chewed by a dragon.
He gave me a ba-jaw so good I got a standing ovation from my boss.
I took a ba-jaw and my pants fell off.
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