Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A meaty wand you wish you had in the middle of a fight.

My cousin's ba jang jang is so big it could beat up a goat.

He flexed his ba jang jang in the hallway and scared the principal.

My little brother tried to hide his ba jang jang under his shirt and failed.

2

The reason you failed math and why your teacher is so sad.

I asked my friend why he got an F and he said, 'My ba jang jang was too busy fighting.'

She drew her ba jang jang on the test instead of solving the problem.

He used his ba jang jang to distract the class during the quiz.

3

A thing you wish you had when your mom yells at you.

My ba jang jang would have saved me when my mom yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza.

He used his ba jang jang to escape the kitchen during the yelling session.

She said her ba jang jang was stronger than my mom's voice.

4

A magical stick that makes you feel powerful when you're not.

He said his ba jang jang could beat up a dragon.

She used her ba jang jang to pretend she was a superhero.

He waved his ba jang jang in the air like it was a sword.

5

The thing you blame when you lose a video game.

I lost the game because my ba jang jang wasn't strong enough.

He blamed his ba jang jang for losing to his brother.

She said her ba jang jang got distracted by a squirrel.

6

A tiny sword you wave around when you're trying to look cool.

He waved his ba jang jang like a sword and looked cool.

She used her ba jang jang to fight a fake monster.

He said his ba jang jang could slice through anything.