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It’s like a FUPA got hit by a truck and then ate a burger
My pants are falling down like my dignity
I can’t fit in my car and my self-respect
My mirror is judging me and my life choices
BA-FUPA
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It’s a FUPA that’s so big it’s got its own ZIP code
I can’t sit down without a warrant
My waistline is a crime scene
My gym membership is a waste of money
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It’s a FUPA that’s so big it’s got its own fan club
I get a standing ovation from my couch
My pants are giving me a divorce
My selfie is a disaster movie