Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when someone’s doing sommat so annoying it makes your brain short circuit

My cousin keeps singing the same song 20 times in a row. I want to throw him out the window.

My teacher said we’re doing math again. I’m gonna cry.

My dog just ate my homework. I’m gonna murder him.

2

when sommat is so stupid it makes you want to punch a wall

My friend tried to wear socks as gloves. It was the worst idea ever.

My mom said I have to clean my room. I’m gonna lose my mind.

My brother tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. He choked.

3

when sommat is so bad it makes you want to scream and throw up

My math test was so hard I cried. I’m gonna die.

My dog just pooped on my brand new shoes. I’m gonna scream.

My dad said I have to do chores. I’m gonna throw up.

4

when sommat is so crazy it makes your brain go boom

My friend tried to talk to a chicken. It didn’t work.

My teacher said we’re doing art. I’m gonna cry.

My brother tried to ride a bike with no wheels. He fell.

5

when sommat is so messed up it makes you want to kick someone’s butt

My dog just ran into my mom’s coffee. It was spilled everywhere.

My brother tried to eat a whole pizza. He got food stuck in his hair.

My teacher said we’re doing science again. I’m gonna scream.

6

when sommat is so dumb it makes your brain go to sleep

My friend tried to write with his feet. It was the worst thing ever.

My teacher said we’re doing spelling again. I’m gonna die.

My dog just pooped on my bed. I’m gonna scream.