Ba-Dunka-Junk

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A guy with a meaty pecker that juts out like a sore thumb. You can see it through his pants like he’s showing off at a parade.
My cousin’s got a Ba-Dunka-Junk so big, his pants button is crying.
That guy in the gym looks like he’s about to rip his pants open.
He walked into the room and I swear I heard his junk say, 'Hello, I’m here.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man’s junk is so huge, it doesn’t just hang, it dominates. It’s like it has a throne and everyone else has to kneel.
That guy’s junk is so big, it should have its own Instagram.
He sat down and his junk took over the whole chair.
His junk is so big, it’s got a side hustle as a couch cushion.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy whose junk is so big, it could be a superhero. It’s like it’s got a cape and a personality.
His junk is so big, it has its own Twitter account.
He walks in and his junk says, 'I’m here to take over.'
That guy’s junk is so big, it’s got its own fan club.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy with a junk so big, it doesn’t just hang, it stands up and says, 'Look at me.'
He walked in and his junk did a backflip.
His junk is so big, it’s got its own spotlight.
That guy’s junk is like a celebrity at a party, everyone’s looking at it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who’s got a junk so big, it’s like it’s got a life of its own. It doesn’t just hang, it flexes.
His junk flexes so hard, it made the gym floor shake.
He’s got a junk that flexes like it’s doing a dance-off.
That guy’s junk is so big, it’s got its own workout routine.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy with a junk so big, it could start a war. It’s like it’s got a flag and a battle cry.
His junk is so big, it’s got its own army.
That guy’s junk is like a general leading a charge.
He walks in and his junk shouts, 'I’m here to conquer.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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