ba-derp

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a person who brings bad luck and stupidity to everyone around them. They're either causing trouble or being so annoying it's almost cute.
My buddy is a ba-derp. He tripped into a cake and made a mess.
My sister is a ba-derp. She keeps eating my snacks.
My dog is a ba-derp. He peed on my homework.
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someone who is either a pain in the ass or a laugh. They’re not great, but they’re worth the trouble.
My teacher is a ba-derp. She made us do 100 push-ups.
My friend is a ba-derp. He told a joke that was so bad it hurt.
My brother is a ba-derp. He took my phone and played games all day.
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a person who is either causing chaos or making you laugh. They're not perfect, but they're definitely not boring.
My cat is a ba-derp. He knocked over my cereal and ran away.
My cousin is a ba-derp. She wore a banana to school and said it was a fashion statement.
My mom is a ba-derp. She yelled at the TV like it was my dad.
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someone who is either a problem or a riot. They're either getting you in trouble or making you laugh until you cry.
My dad is a ba-derp. He tried to fix the toilet and it exploded.
My neighbor is a ba-derp. He dressed up as a chicken and ran through the street.
My friend is a ba-derp. He told me a joke that was so bad it was good.
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