Ba-Deerp-a-dur

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a time when your brain takes a dirt nap and your actions are so dumb they make a toddler cry

I tried to text my mom while riding my bike and ended up in the ditch.

He ate a whole pizza box in one sitting and then cried because it was too spicy.

She tried to explain her crush by drawing a stick figure with 10 heads.

when your brain short-circuits and you do something so stupid it makes the whole room laugh until they’re crying

He tried to fight a giant raccoon and got bit on the nose.

She wore her pajamas to school and thought it was a fashion statement.

He tried to sing karaoke and ended up screaming the lyrics at a dog.

when your brain decides to take a vacation and your actions are so idiotic they could get you banned from the internet

He texted his teacher ‘u r cool’ during a math test.

She tried to write a poem using only emojis and got a D-

He tried to explain the universe by saying ‘it’s like a big toaster’.

when your brain goes on strike and you do something so stupid it could make a baby cry and a dog run away

He tried to jump over a car and landed in a puddle.

She wore socks with sandals and thought it was ‘fancy’.

He tried to propose to his dog using a rubber chicken.

when your brain goes to sleep and your actions are so dumb they could make a ghost sigh in relief

He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and got stuck.

She wore a hat made of socks and thought it was stylish.

He tried to text his crush and ended up texting his mom.