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A fancy word for a stupid, boring, and never-ending ramble someone uses when they realize they have no idea what they’re talking about but still want to look important. Like a brain fart with a attitude.
'So, like, the thing is... the thing... uh... the thing... well, the thing is... I think... the thing... maybe... the thing... I don't know.'
DM: 'Bro, I just said the thing... the thing... the thing... I swear I was gonna end it.'
During a meeting: 'The thing is, the thing is, the thing is... the thing.'