ba da bing ba da boom

Like a fat kid eating a whole cake in one bite. Quick. Clean. No mess. It’s done. It’s from Jersey or NYC, probably from some drunk guy who forgot where he put his keys.

Used when something happens like a fat kid running into a wall. Easy. Smooth. No pain. Bart Simpson says it after he eats a whole pie and still gets an A.

The annoying way to say something got done like a fat kid screaming in a mall. It’s like someone just farted and said, ‘That’s how I did it.’

An old phrase that means, ‘Do you want to go buy pants?’ It’s like asking your mom if she wants to go shopping while you’re still eating ice cream.

This is not from Italy or anywhere near it. It’s a Latin phrase. It’s as Italian as it is Spanish. I’ve been saying it since I was five. You’re just a clueless kid who thinks it’s from Jersey.