B.A. Blumkin

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Like Blumkin but with a British Airways worker mid-flight. The fancy version. You’re flying first class and they’re flying with you.
I did a B. A. Blumkin on the flight to Dubai. The flight attendant was so confused, she asked if I was drunk.
I flew with a BA worker and made them both laugh. It was like a mid-air punch-up but with smiles.
I did a B. A. Blumkin and got a free drink. The flight attendant said I was a legend.
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Blumkin but you’re flying and you’re doing it with a British Airways worker. It’s like the VIP version of a punch-up.
I did a B. A. Blumkin and the flight attendant joined in. We all laughed and had a drink.
I did it on a long-haul flight. The crew thought I was nuts but they joined in.
I did a B. A. Blumkin and got free snacks. The flight attendant was my new best friend.
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You’re doing Blumkin with a British Airways worker while you’re in the sky. It’s like a fancy version of a fight but with more laughs.
I did a B. A. Blumkin and the flight attendant gave me a standing ovation. I was so proud.
I did it in economy and got upgraded. The flight attendant said I was a riot.
I did a B. A. Blumkin on a red-eye flight. I got a drink and a seat upgrade. The best night ever.
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