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A guy who thinks he's the toughest man on the planet. He flexes like a monkey on meth and yells at pigeons. He's got so much bling it looks like he dipped his hands in a goldfish bowl.
My cousin is a BA Big-knacker. He once tried to fight a traffic cone and lost.
I saw one walking a dog that looked like it wanted to murder him.
He came into the shop and asked for a gold chain. I said 'we don't do that here, pal.' He threw a chair.