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What you think about when you’re hungover and your brain is still in the toilet.
Before and After? More like Before and After I vomited on the floor.
Before and After? I didn’t even get out of bed.
Before and After? I’m still before and I don’t want to be after.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A letter that looks like it was drawn by a drunk toddler who also hates you.
B? That’s not a B, that’s a blob with a grudge.
B? I thought it was a P wearing a blindfold.
B? It’s like the alphabet’s most useless sibling.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A place where you pay for a bed and a breakfast, but the breakfast is just a piece of toast that looks like it’s been through a war.
Bed & Breakfast? More like Bed & Bleakness.
I paid for breakfast and got a crust.
That breakfast looked like it was eaten by a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A way to measure how much you look like a donut. Scientists say it’s a real thing, but they’re probably just jealous of your abs.
Boob to Belly Ratio? I’m a donut with a side of pizza.
Boob to Belly Ratio? I got a 5:1, which is basically a pizza.
Boob to Belly Ratio? I’m a donut and I’m proud of it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A fancy way of saying you’re sleeping somewhere that charges you for the bed and the breakfast, which is just a piece of toast.
Bed and Breakfast? I’m paying for a bed and a piece of toast.
Bed and Breakfast? It’s like a hotel for people who hate hotels.
Bed and Breakfast? I’m getting a bed and a breakfast, which is just a crust.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A way to avoid getting pregnant by doing something that feels like you’re being tortured by a sadistic raccoon.
In the butt, no babies? I’d rather be tortured by a raccoon.
In the butt, no babies? That’s more like in the butt and in the pain.
In the butt, no babies? I’m not getting pregnant, I’m getting sore.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A thumbs up that looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got told they can’t have dessert.
Thumbs up? That’s more like a thumb in my face.
Thumbs up? It’s a thumb that’s been through a lot.
Thumbs up? I’m giving a thumbs up, but I’m still mad about dessert.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A total legend who doesn't give a damn and kicks ass whenever they feel like it.
My cousin is a B. A. He once fought three guys in a taco shop.
My dog is a B. A. He chewed up my mom’s new shoes.
My teacher said I'm a B. A. for drawing a mustache on the principal’s face.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who lives like a wild animal and thinks rules are for people who aren't cool.
My friend is a B. A. He rides the metro like it's a roller coaster.
I saw a B. A. on the train with a whole bag of snacks and no ticket.
My brother is a B. A. He once jumped on the metro tracks just to skip a stop.
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A person who has a boner, brings booze, and is ready to fight anyone who looks at them wrong.
My uncle is a B. A. He brought 10 beers to a family dinner and started a dance-off.
My mom’s friend is a B. A. She shows up with wine and a attitude.
My neighbor is a B. A. He yelled at the mailman for giving him the wrong paper.
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A person who is full of energy, has a bad temper, and doesn’t know when to stop fighting.
My cousin is a B. A. He got in a fight with the pizza delivery guy for giving him the wrong cheese.
My dog is a B. A. He barked at the mailman until the mailman ran away.
My brother is a B. A. He once screamed at a traffic light for turning green too late.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A quick way to say someone is super bad, like the worst ever.
My teacher said I was a B. A. for spilling my coffee on the principal.
My dog is a B. A. He peed on my neighbor’s lawn.
My friend is a B. A. He failed math and still didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A name for a total disaster who messed everything up, like the worst president ever.
My dog is a B. A. He chewed up my homework and got me in trouble.
My brother is a B. A. He made my mom cry with his bad decisions.
My teacher said the whole class was a B. A. for causing a food fight.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A nickname for a guy named Brian who has a huge ego and thinks he's the best.
My friend Brian is a B. A. He thinks he's the best at everything.
My neighbor Brian is a B. A. He told the whole block he was a superhero.
My cousin Brian is a B. A. He once fought a chicken for no reason.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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What Leon yells at me every day like I owe him money
Leon: BA$$! You're late again!
Leon: BA$$! You spilled my coffee!
Leon: BA$$! You ate my sandwich!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A song that makes your brain melt and your ears bleed
This song is the worst. BA$$!
I heard this song in the car. BA$$!
My mom sang this. BA$$!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The last sip of a drink that tastes like regret and bad decisions
I drank the whole thing. BA$$!
The bottom of the drink was BA$$.
That was the worst part. BA$$!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The dumbest poop used in a commercial that makes you want to punch a kid
That ad is so stupid. BA$$!
Why is that poop in the ad? BA$$!
I hate that ad. BA$$!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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My little brother who is a pain in the ass
My little brother is BA$$!
BA$$! He took my candy.
BA$$! He woke me up!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Bitches are just garbage and I don’t like them
BA$$! Bitches are garbage.
I say BA$$! every day.
Bitches are BA$$!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stupid song that makes your brain explode and your ears scream
That song is BA$$!
I heard that song again. BA$$!
My brain exploded. BA$$!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy or girl who thinks they’re a total legend but acts like they’re tough and cool, but they’re just a fake who talks too much about their fake adventures.
My cousin is a total b/a, he claims he fought a bear with his bare hands, but he’s just a fat kid who got kicked out of the park.
That girl says she’s a b/a because she once fell off a bike, no one believes her.
He’s a b/a who thinks he’s a rockstar because he once yelled at a chicken.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Short for badass, but it’s extra cool because it’s an abbreviation and sounds like it came from a rap song.
I’m a b/a, don’t make me prove it.
She’s a total b/a, I swear she could fight a lion.
He’s a b/a because he once ate a whole pizza in one bite.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Boob over Age, it’s a ratio that tells how big your boobs are compared to how old you are, and if it’s not 2.5, you’re not a real legend.
My boob over age is 3.2, I’m a total b/a.
She’s only 12 and has a 36D, her ratio is 2.8, she’s a legend.
He’s a guy who tried to do boob over age, it didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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It’s just the letter B, but it’s the letter B, not the word B, it’s like the B in Batman, but simpler.
He’s just a B, not even a real b/a.
She’s got a B, it’s not enough to be a real legend.
That kid’s got a B, it’s a total fail.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Short for Bed & Breakfast, it’s like a hotel but with more coffee and less yelling.
I stayed at a b/a, it had a bed and breakfast, and a very angry cat.
That b/a was so bad, the coffee was weak and the bed was a mattress on the floor.
I went to a b/a and the owner yelled at me for eating the last croissant.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Boob to Belly Ratio, it’s a fancy term for how big your boobs are compared to your belly, and scientists are still trying to figure it out with mice.
My boob to belly ratio is 1.5, I’m a total loser.
She’s got a 3.5 ratio, she’s a total legend.
They’re using mice to figure out my boob to belly ratio, it’s not good.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Short for Bed and Breakfast, it’s like a hotel, but with more breakfast and less people being loud.
That b/a was so loud, I couldn’t even hear my own thoughts.
The b/a had the best pancakes, I ate three.
I stayed at a b/a, it had a bed, a breakfast, and a very loud neighbor.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The drug that makes you think you can conquer the world, but really just makes you yell at your mom.
I took three ba$ and tried to fight my dad. I lost. And I still had energy.
My friend took ba$ and tried to text his ex. He sent 17 messages. All caps.
Ba$ is like a coffee for monsters. You get hyper. Then you get mad. Then you get loud.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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What Leon says every day. Like it's his job. And it's not a compliment.
Leon says 'ba$' to me every morning. Like I'm his personal punching bag.
Leon says 'ba$' during lunch. I get a headache. And it's not from the cafeteria food.
Leon says 'ba$' during my nap. I wake up and I'm angry. And I don't know why.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A song you hear once. Then you hear it again. Then you wish you were dead.
That ba$ song was playing in the car. I wanted to throw my headphones out the window.
My little brother sang ba$ in the shower. It echoed like a war cry.
I heard that ba$ song at a party. I left. I got a drink. I cried.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The part of your drink that you don't want to drink. But you do anyway. Because you're a fool.
I drank the ba$ of my beer. It tasted like regret and cheap soda.
The ba$ of my soda was so bad, I threw it at my friend. He laughed.
I took a sip of the ba$. I regretted it. And I told my mom.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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That piece of poop that McDonald's uses to make you smile. It's not working.
That ba$ in the McDonald's ad looked like it came from a dog.
I saw that ba$ and I almost threw my burger at the screen.
That ba$ is why I hate ads. And I hate McDonald's.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The kid who follows you around like he owns you. And he kind of does.
My little brother is the ba$ of my life. He follows me everywhere.
He calls me 'big brother'. I call him 'ba$'. It's a battle of wills.
He's the ba$. He's annoying. He's loud. He's my brother.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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What I say when I'm tired of being called a loser. And I'm not wrong.
Bitches ain’t shit. I said it. I meant it. I was right.
I told my friend 'bitches ain’t shit'. He laughed. Then he cried.
I said 'bitches ain’t shit' to my mom. She said I was being dramatic. I was being right.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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