b(^_^)d

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It's like giving the birdie to something you love... like your mom's cooking or your crush's butt.
You see a burger and go 'b(^_^)d' in the middle of the street.
Your crush texts you and you reply with 'b(^_^)d' before you even finish your coffee.
Your teacher asks you to do homework and you text 'b(^_^)d' to your bestie.
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A fake news team that loves licking the government’s boots and yelling about fake fights all day.
'b(^_^)d' was on TV saying the moon was made of cheese and the president was a vampire.
They called a sandwich a 'revolution' and said the sky was falling.
They had a debate where 14 people talked about toast for 20 minutes.
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A weiner that’s so juicy, it's like it just came out of a kid who just ate a whole pizza.
'b(^_^)d' was on my screen and I almost cried from happiness.
My cousin texted me 'b(^_^)d' after he ate the last slice of pizza.
I saw 'b(^_^)d' and I immediately went to the bathroom.
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It's like a smiley face with two thumbs up, like you're happy, proud, or just really mad at someone.
I texted my friend 'b(^_^)d' after he ate my last cookie.
My dog did a trick and I went 'b(^_^)d' on the floor.
My mom said I could have dessert and I did a 'b(^_^)d' in the air.
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When one person ties up another and makes them do things they don’t want to do... like being a slave.
My brother tied me up and said 'b(^_^)d' and I had to eat a whole pie.
My crush tied me up and I had to say 'I love you' 10 times.
My teacher tied me up and I had to do 100 push-ups.
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When someone ties you up and makes you do things you don't want to do... like being a slave.
My dog tied me up and I had to say 'b(^_^)d' 20 times.
My brother tied me up and made me eat a whole cake.
My crush tied me up and I had to dance in a circle for an hour.
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When someone ties you up and makes you do things you don't want to do... but it's not about pain, it's about punishment.
My teacher tied me up and I had to say 'b(^_^)d' 100 times.
My brother tied me up and I had to eat a whole pizza.
My crush tied me up and I had to sing 'Happy Birthday' to a pig.
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