b99

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A stupid show about a dumb cop who thinks he's the best, even though he's a failure at everything. It's on TV and it's as boring as a Monday morning.

'I'm watching b99 again, and I still think Jake Peralta is the worst cop ever.'

'Brooklyn Nine-Nine is like my brain's worst nightmare.'

'I don't know why I keep watching this show. It's like watching my dad's old job.'

A stupid abbreviation for a stupid show that no one really likes, but everyone keeps talking about.

'Why is everyone still talking about b99? It's not even good anymore.'

'I abbreviate Brooklyn Nine-Nine to b99 because I'm lazy and I hate life.'

'b99 is just a joke, but I still watch it every day.'

A weird drug that Doctor Sparta gives to the people of Windbreaker City, and it makes them think they're cops.

'I took Doctor Sparta's Rx and now I think I'm Jake Peralta.'

'That drug from b99 made me start running around my house like a lunatic.'

'I took the Rx and now I'm a cop who doesn't know what he's doing.'

A weird place in the show where cops go to get a weird drug from Doctor Sparta, and it's the dumbest thing ever.

'Windbreaker City is just a stupid place that only exists in b99.'

'I wish I could go to Windbreaker City and take that weird drug.'

'Why does Windbreaker City have to be in b99? It's dumb.'

A weird party that Doctor Sparta throws in Ibiza, and it's where cops from Windbreaker City go to get even more stupid.

'Doctor Sparta's Ibiza is the worst party ever. I'd rather be at work.'

'I took the Rx and then went to Ibiza, and now I'm a lunatic who thinks he's a cop.'

'Ibiza is just a place where cops go to forget their lives.'

A place where cops from Windbreaker City go to get a weird drug and then party like they're in Ibiza, which is the dumbest thing ever.

'I went from Windbreaker City to Ibiza and now I'm a cop who thinks he's a DJ.'

'Why does Windbreaker City have to go to Ibiza? That's the dumbest thing ever.'

'Ibiza is just a stupid place that only cops go to.'