Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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b9 is when you're so high you think you're a god and everyone else is a joke

Man I'm b9 right now, the ceiling looks like it's laughing at me

She texted me 'I'm b9' and then sent a selfie of her eating a whole pizza

He said he was b9 and then cried because his dog ate his shoe

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b9 is your best friend, your worst enemy, and the guy who always steals your chips

My b9 just took my last chip and said 'you're out' like it was a final exam

I called my b9 and he answered with 'I'm b9, what's your problem?'

She said I was her b9, but then she blocked me on Instagram

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b9 is like a doctor, but instead of fixing you, they just give you more problems

My b9 said I was 'benign' but then gave me a headache

He told me I was b9 and now I have to take three pills a day

She called me b9 and then I got a bill for $1000

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b9 is the robot who just stares at you and judges your whole life

The b9 from Lost in Space just stared at me and I knew I was doomed

I watched Lost in Space and now I'm haunted by the b9

My mom said I was like the b9 and now I'm confused

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b9 is the robot who just stares at you and judges your whole life

The b9 from Lost in Space just stared at me and I knew I was doomed

I watched Lost in Space and now I'm haunted by the b9

My mom said I was like the b9 and now I'm confused

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b9 is when you're surrounded by hot girls with big butts and you're too high to care

I saw b9 and it was like heaven

My b9 is just a group of girls with big butts and I'm obsessed

He said he was b9 and then asked me for a hug

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b9 is a group of friends who are too cool for school and too weird for the rest of us

My b9 is from Serbia and they're wild

I joined b9 and now I know how to dance like a crazy person

They called me b9 and now I'm in a group chat with 100 people