Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Putting your hand in your pants and pretending you're not a loser

Bro, I was b8ing in the bathroom during lunch and someone walked in.

I got caught b8ing in my mom's car while she was at work.

I was b8ing in the hallway and my teacher saw me and flipped out.

2

When you're too lazy to do anything but jerk off

I was b8ing in my bed because I didn't feel like getting up.

I was b8ing during math class and got caught.

I was b8ing on the bus and my friend saw me.

3

Doing the deed by yourself when no one is looking

I was b8ing in my room and my brother walked in.

I was b8ing in the closet and my mom heard me.

I was b8ing in the kitchen and my dad walked in.

4

When you’re too bored to do anything but touch yourself

I was b8ing during the movie and no one noticed.

I was b8ing in the car and my friend saw me.

I was b8ing in class and my teacher caught me.

5

When you're too tired to do anything but jerk off

I was b8ing in my bed because I had a rough day.

I was b8ing in the living room and my brother walked in.

I was b8ing in the kitchen and my mom saw me.

6

When you're too lonely to do anything but touch yourself

I was b8ing in my room because I had no friends.

I was b8ing in the hallway and my friend saw me.

I was b8ing in the bathroom and my teacher walked in.