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when you smash your face into the keyboard because you're too lazy to do anything else and you're mad at google for not giving you enough stupid results
i face slammed the keyboard 12 times just to see if google would crash
my face is now stuck to the keyboard and i have no plans to move
i did this because my mom said i was too loud
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you hit your face so hard on the keyboard that it feels like you’re typing with your nose and you’re mad at yourself for being so dumb
i hit my face so hard that my nose started typing
i did this because my brain was on vacation
i did it just to annoy my little brother
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you press your face into the keyboard so hard that it feels like you're fighting the keyboard and you're too lazy to get up
i fought the keyboard for 10 minutes and lost
i pressed my face so hard that my keyboard is now my bed
i did it because i was too tired to do anything else
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you slam your face on the keyboard because you're too dumb to think of anything else and you're angry at google for not giving you enough stupid results
i slammed my face on the keyboard because i was too dumb to do anything else
i did it because google wouldn't give me enough stupid answers
i did it because my brain was broken
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you press your face on the keyboard so hard that it feels like you're typing with your nose and you’re too lazy to do anything else
i typed with my nose because i was too lazy to move
my nose is now the best typist in the world
i did it because my brain said so
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you hit your face on the keyboard like it owes you money and you're mad because you're too lazy to do anything else
i hit my face on the keyboard because it owed me 100 bucks
i did it because i was too lazy to do anything else
my face is now the keyboard's best friend
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