B747

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The king of the sky, but Boeing made it, and they're so old they still use paper maps and a compass. The nose is pointy, like a chicken pecking at your face.

My grandpa flew on one, and he said it felt like being in a tin can with a headache.

The pilot said the plane looked like it came out of a 1970s cereal box.

I got stuck behind it on takeoff, and it sounded like a dinosaur sneezing.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A flying brick with wings, made by Boeing because they can't even make a decent airplane. The nose is pointy, like it's trying to poke your eye out.

My flight was delayed because it had to stop to eat a sandwich.

The guy next to me said it looked like a spaceship from a bad movie.

I swear the thing creaked like my old couch during a thunderstorm.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The original flying dinosaur, made by Boeing because they’re so clueless. The nose is pointy, like it’s trying to stick its tongue out at you.

My friend said it was so loud, he thought the plane was about to explode.

It flew so slow, I could have read a book during the whole trip.

The captain said it’s been around longer than my grandma’s bad jokes.

by Slangipedia 15d ago