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Getting mouth-fucked by a guy who smells like old pizza and regret.
He asked me to kiss him like it was a job interview.
She said it was the worst first date ever.
He tried to make it a romantic moment. It was just gross.
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When someone shoves their tongue in your mouth like they’re trying to steal your soul.
He came up behind me and just went for it.
She said it was like being attacked by a soggy hot dog.
He didn’t even ask. Just went in.
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When your mouth gets used like it’s a public restroom.
He used my mouth like it was a free drink at a bar.
She said it was worse than eating a burrito at 3 a. m.
He didn’t even wash his hands before he stuck his tongue in.
4
Getting mouth-fucked by a guy who thinks he’s a superhero.
He said it was his special power.
She called him the mouth-fuck man.
He tried to save the world with his tongue.
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When your mouth gets used like it’s a garbage can.
He threw his tongue in like it was trash.
She said it was the worst garbage day ever.
He didn’t even bother to clean it up.
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When someone’s tongue is so bad, it feels like a broken blender.
His tongue was like a blender full of mud.
She said it was the worst smoothie ever.
He tried to make it taste good. It didn’t work.