b4noon

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In my group it means getting wasted before noon like it's a sacred ritual. If you text me ... b4noon I know your day is gonna be a disaster.
... b4noon
Drinkin' at 10 am? ... b4noon
Woke up at 9 am and already drank 3 shots. ... b4noon
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Before noon drinking is the worst kind of drunk. It means you're gonna be a mess before lunch. ... b4noon is my personal hell.
... b4noon
I'm at the bar at 11 am. ... b4noon
Had a coffee and a vodka. ... b4noon
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B4noon is when you start drinking so early it's like you're trying to die before noon. ... b4noon is a text I never want to get.
... b4noon
I'm drunk at 10 am. ... b4noon
Had a hangover at 9 am. ... b4noon
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B4noon is like a daily punishment. If I get ... b4noon I know my day is already ruined. No one wants that.
... b4noon
Drank at 9 am. ... b4noon
Woke up at 8 am and started drinking. ... b4noon
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B4noon is when you get up and start drinking before the sun even wakes up. ... b4noon is the worst text to get at 8 am.
... b4noon
I'm already drunk at 10 am. ... b4noon
Had a beer before my alarm went off. ... b4noon
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B4noon is when you're so drunk before noon it's like you're trying to skip lunch. ... b4noon is my daily reminder I'm a failure.
... b4noon
Had 3 shots at 11 am. ... b4noon
I didn't even eat breakfast. ... b4noon
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