b4nnyism

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the stupid belief that b4nny is the only god and habib is his idiot sidekick who tells everyone to stop caring about life.
'I don't need no god, I just need b4nny and a pizza.'
'Habib said it's time to stop being annoying.'
'Why pray when you can just chill with b4nny?'
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the dumb idea that b4nny is like a god but way more annoying and habib is just the guy who tells everyone to ignore the annoying parts.
'B4nny is the worst god ever, but I still worship him.'
'Habib said I don't need to do my homework.'
'Why argue with God when you can argue with b4nny?'
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a made-up religion where b4nny is the only god and habib is his dumb friend who tells people to stop being smart.
'I don't need no brain, just b4nny and a nap.'
'Habib said to forget everything I learned.'
'Why think when you can just yell at b4nny?'
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a stupid belief that b4nny is the only god and habib is the annoying guy who keeps telling people to stop caring about everything.
'B4nny is the best god, even if he's loud.'
'Habib told me I don't need to do anything.'
'Why listen to God when you can just yell at b4nny?'
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the belief that b4nny is the only god and habib is his idiot helper who tells people to stop being smart and just be dumb.
'I don't need no brain, just b4nny and a burger.'
'Habib said to forget math and just eat.'
'Why do homework when you can just yell at b4nny?'
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