B4·I4Q·(ru/16)·Qtπ

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This is when some sleazy adult tries to flirt with a kid before giving them a hard time if they're not 16 yet. It's like a creepy pickup line with a side of guilt.

'Before I take you to the mall, are you over 16, sweetheart?'

'Before I hit you with my phone, are you over 16, little brat?'

'Before I call your mom, are you over 16, punk?'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

It's the annoying rule adults use to see if a kid is old enough to be messed with. If they're not 16, they get extra shaming.

'Before I make you my lunch, are you over 16, snack bar?'

'Before I ruin your life, are you over 16, loser?'

'Before I beat you up, are you over 16, meatball?'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

This is when adults act like they're doing a kid a favor by asking if they're over 16, and then laugh when they say no.

'Before I tell your mom, are you over 16, crybaby?'

'Before I take you to the cops, are you over 16, troublemaker?'

'Before I feed you to the dogs, are you over 16, snack?'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

It's like a creepy test where an adult tries to see if a kid is old enough to be taken advantage of. If not, they get extra mocking.

'Before I take you to jail, are you over 16, prisoner?'

'Before I make you my slave, are you over 16, peon?'

'Before I eat you for dinner, are you over 16, meat?'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

This is when adults try to flirt with a kid, but only if they're 16 or older. If not, they get extra annoyed.

'Before I take you to the park, are you over 16, kid?'

'Before I take you to the store, are you over 16, brat?'

'Before I take you to the cops, are you over 16, trouble?'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

This is the annoying thing adults say before they try to mess with a kid. If the kid is not 16, they get extra teasing.

'Before I take you to the doctor, are you over 16, sickie?'

'Before I take you to the jail, are you over 16, prisoner?'

'Before I take you to the kitchen, are you over 16, snack?'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago