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loves kids but is a total hypocrite and takes sides like a dirty old man
He yells at me for teasing the new kid but lets his own son punch mine
He says he's fair but gives my brother extra candy just because he's his favorite
He tells me to be quiet but screams at the teacher when he's in trouble
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acts like he’s a kid’s best friend but picks sides like a rotten apple
He tells me I'm a loser but lets my brother cheat in our game
He gives my sister a gold star but gives me a sticker and calls it 'fair'
He says he loves all kids but gives my friend a toy and forgets about me
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claims to love kids but is a biased, backstabbing jerk
He says he's my friend but tells on me when I get in trouble
He says he's the best teacher but gives my friend extra points
He says he loves all kids but gives my brother a candy bar and me a lollipop
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