b411's

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A stupid form that makes privates run around like headless chickens just to find it. It looks like a mess when done right.

Sarge: 'Find the b411's or I'll make you eat my boots.'

Private: 'I'm gonna die if I have to fill this out again.'

Cpl. Jones: 'This form is worse than a weekend in the stockade.'

A piece of paper that makes privates swear at the sky and then run like hell to find it before it's too late.

'I'm gonna find that b411's and I'm gonna find it fast.', Private 2

Sarge: 'If you don't find it, you'll be cleaning the latrine with your bare hands.'

Cpl. Smith: 'I filled out the b411's and now I regret it.'

A cursed form that makes privates run like idiots just to avoid getting yelled at for not finding it in time.

'I ran all the way to the mess hall just to find that stupid b411's.', Private 3

Sarge: 'If I see one more person running like a chicken with its head cut off, I'll make you all do push-ups.'

Cpl. Lee: 'That b411's is the worst thing to ever happen to me.'