Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total slacker’s way of typing 'before' because they’re too tired to spell it right.

B4 I even got out of bed, my mom called me a failure.

B4 I could say 'hi', he already took my lunch.

B4 I even knew what was happening, my dog ate my homework.

2

A word that means 'bitch' and is used by kids on Roblox like it's their job.

B4 you even logged in, you were already a pain in my ass.

B4 I could finish my game, you ruined it.

B4 I could even say 'hello', you were already being annoying.

3

What you hear right before someone yells 'I sunk your battleship!' like it's the end of the world.

B4 I could even think, he yelled 'I sunk your battleship!' like he was the president.

B4 I could move, he already won.

B4 I could say 'no way', he already sank my whole fleet.

4

A word people use on message boards when they're waiting for something cool to happen, like a meme or a good joke.

B4 the meme hit, I was already laughing.

B4 the joke came, I was already rolling on the floor.

B4 the image showed up, I was already screaming.

5

A short way of saying 'in before' that people use on the internet like it's their second language.

B4 the game started, I was already in.

B4 the party began, I was already there.

B4 the joke was even told, I was already laughing.

6

A drink that promises you won’t get a hangover, because nothing is worse than being hungover and tired.

B4 I drank it, I was already tired.

B4 I even got drunk, I was already regretting my life.

B4 I even went to bed, I was already a mess.

7

Doing something you’ve never done before, because you’re desperate to look cool and brag about it later.

B4 I ever tried it, I already knew I was going to brag about it.

B4 I even knew what it was, I did it just to look cool.

B4 I even got the chance, I already claimed it was mine.