B3@R PWND

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when a bear pwns you so hard you think you’re in a bear’s stomach and it’s your last meal

I got B3@R PWNDed in the park and now I have a bear-shaped bruise.

My friend got B3@R PWNDed by a bear in his pants. It was terrifying.

I tried to take a selfie with a bear and got B3@R PWNDed instead.

when a bear beats you up so bad you wish you were a bear and not the one getting pwned

That bear pwned me so bad I got a bear tattoo and a broken nose.

My brother got B3@R PWNDed by a bear in the woods and now he’s scared of forests.

I tried to make a bear laugh and got B3@R PWNDed instead.

when you get pwned by a bear so hard it feels like your face is the bear’s favorite snack

I got B3@R PWNDed by a bear and now I’m a snack.

My dog got B3@R PWNDed by a bear and now he’s a snack too.

I got B3@R PWNDed and now I’m the bear’s new favorite snack.