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A desperate last-minute attempt to get a date by doing something stupid before midnight. You start at 12am and have to finish by 11:59 or you die in a fiery, icy explosion. It’s basically a suicide mission for love.
I tried to text her 10 times before midnight. I failed. I exploded.
He asked me out at 11:58. I said yes. We had boom boom before midnight.
She texted me: 'I’ll only say yes if you finish this quest by midnight.' I exploded.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you try to get a date by doing something crazy before midnight. If you fail, you die. People think you’re a hero if you win. It’s basically the most embarrassing way to ask someone out.
He asked me out at 12:01. I exploded. It was so embarrassing.
I tried to charm my crush before midnight. I failed. I exploded.
She texted me: 'If you don’t get me a pizza by midnight, I’ll explode.' I exploded.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A stupid mission to get a date before midnight. If you don’t finish by 11:59, you explode. People cheer for you even if you fail. It’s like a romantic horror movie but worse.
She asked me out at 11:59. I said yes. We had boom boom before midnight.
He exploded because he couldn’t finish his quest by midnight. It was a disaster.
I tried to get her to go out with me before midnight. I exploded. It was the worst.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A mad rush to get a date before midnight. You start at 12am and have to finish by 11:59 or you blow up. It’s like a love version of a death sentence. You’re either a hero or a total loser.
He texted me: 'I’ll only say yes if you finish your quest by midnight.' I exploded.
I tried to charm my crush before midnight. I failed. I exploded.
She said: 'If you don’t get me a pizza by midnight, I’ll explode.' I exploded.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you try to get a date by doing something stupid before midnight. You start at 12am and have to finish by 11:59 or you blow up. It’s like a romantic version of a horror movie and it’s totally embarrassing.
He asked me out at 12:01. I exploded. It was the worst.
She texted me: 'If you don’t get me a pizza by midnight, I’ll explode.' I exploded.
I tried to charm my crush before midnight. I failed. I exploded.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A crazy mission to get a date before midnight. You start at 12am and have to finish by 11:59 or you blow up. People think you’re a hero if you win, but it’s basically the most embarrassing way to ask someone out.
She asked me out at 11:59. I said yes. We had boom boom before midnight.
He exploded because he couldn’t finish his quest by midnight. It was a disaster.
I tried to get her to go out with me before midnight. I exploded. It was the worst.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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