b3dz

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the reason you failed math and your lunch
My b3dz looked like a math test I took with my lunch.
I ate my b3dz and cried.
My b3dz was so bad, my dog ran away.
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the thing you leave in the toilet and regret
I flushed my b3dz and it came back.
My b3dz was so bad, it got a medal.
I told my b3dz to leave, but it stayed.
3
the aftermath of a bad breakfast
My b3dz was the result of eating three pancakes and a soda.
I woke up with b3dz and a headache.
My b3dz was so strong, it woke my brother.
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