B3D

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B3D is a real human, not some robot like C-3PO. He’s a big, tough biker guy who knows his stuff and has a ton of friends. He’s the first to drink and the last to leave a bar, usually because he’s chasing some woman who probably doesn’t want to be chased.
B3D showed up at the bar with a full tank of gas and a full tank of whiskey.
He tried to flirt with the waitress and got sent to the back of the line.
He ended up wearing a pearl oyster like a bracelet after a failed snatch hunt.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B3D is a grown man who acts like a kid. He drinks too much, laughs too loud, and always thinks he’s got the best pickup line ever.
He told a woman he was the king of the road and she told him to ride back home.
He tried to flirt with a cop and got a ticket for being too loud.
He took a pearl oyster home and called it his new pet.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B3D is a guy who looks like he just came off a highway, got into a fight, and then did a few laps around the bar.
He walked in with a broken nose and a full bag of chips.
He tried to dance with a waitress and knocked over a table.
He ended up in the washroom with a pearl oyster stuck in his pants.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B3D is a man who has a life, but also a lot of problems. He has a job, but also a lot of friends who are also problems.
He had a job, but he also had a lot of friends who were also problems.
He got fired for trying to flirt with his boss’s wife.
He ended up with a pearl oyster in his sock and a hangover.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B3D is a guy who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s not. But he drinks until he believes he is.
He drank so much he thought he was a superhero.
He tried to sing karaoke and scared the whole bar.
He ended up with a pearl oyster in his shirt and a broken chair.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B3D is like a walking party. He’s always having fun, always getting into trouble, and always bringing a pearl oyster home with him.
He showed up at the party with a full tank of beer and a full tank of attitude.
He tried to dance with the DJ and got kicked out.
He took a pearl oyster home and said it was his new best friend.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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