Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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b3benz is when you take a ba3bez and slap it on a benz so hard it screams for mercy.

I just b3benzed my cousin’s car and now it’s a walking embarrassment.

My dog tried to b3benz my mom’s benz and got a parking ticket.

I b3benzed my teacher’s car and now he thinks I’m a genius.

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b3benz is like ba3bez but for cars and it’s the worst thing ever.

My friend b3benzed his dad’s car and now it looks like a hot mess.

I tried to b3benz my brother’s benz and it exploded.

My mom b3benzed my uncle’s car and now he won’t speak to her.

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b3benz is when you ruin a benz with ba3bez so bad it might need a lawyer.

My dog b3benzed my neighbor’s car and now he’s suing me.

I b3benzed my boss’s car and now I have to work extra hours.

My cousin b3benzed my aunt’s car and now it’s a crime scene.

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b3benz is the art of taking a ba3bez and making it look like it got hit by a truck.

I b3benzed my friend’s car and now it looks like it was in a fight.

My little brother b3benzed my car and now it’s a mess.

I b3benzed my teacher’s car and now he’s giving me extra homework.

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b3benz is when you put ba3bez on a benz and it’s like the car is screaming.

My dog b3benzed my car and now it’s screaming in pain.

I b3benzed my mom’s car and now it’s crying.

My friend b3benzed his dad’s car and now it’s getting a divorce.

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b3benz is when you make a ba3bez and then you throw it at a benz like it’s a sport.

I b3benzed my brother’s car and now it’s like a wrestling match.

My mom b3benzed my uncle’s car and now it’s in the ring.

I b3benzed my teacher’s car and now it’s getting a standing ovation.