b33r

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It's just beer, but with more attitude and less brainpower.
Yo, I'm drinking b33r, and my brain is on vacation.
B33r is like the hot neighbor who never cleans up after themselves.
B33r is the reason I missed my bus and my mom's lecture.
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It's beer, but with more swagger and less sense.
I drank b33r and now I think I'm a king.
B33r is like my ex, it's fun, but it leaves a mess.
I poured b33r into my pants, and now I'm legendary.
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Largo's favorite drink, it's like the beer version of a bad decision.
Largo drinks b33r like it's a religion.
B33r is what you drink when you're too lazy to think.
Largo's b33r habit is why he failed math.
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Dude, it's just beer, but you're too cool to say it normally.
B33r is what you say when you're too cool to say beer.
I said b33r in class and got detention.
My mom said, 'Stop saying b33r, you're making me sad.'
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A root beer energy drink that tastes like heaven and costs the price of a small sin.
B33r is the only thing that can make me happy after a bad day.
I drank b33r and now I feel like I could run a marathon.
B33r is the reason I skipped school and bought a pizza.
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A feeling so strong, it makes you want to punch your friend for being lucky.
I saw my friend with b33r and I felt like I was born in the wrong era.
My friend had b33r and I wanted to cry.
B33r made me jealous, and now I'm just sad.
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The perfect mix of w00t and b33r, it's like beer with a side of epicness.
B33r and w00t together are like pizza and beer, the best combo.
I had b33r and w00t, and now I'm the king of the world.
B33r and w00t are the reason I skipped my job.
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