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A guy who fucks animals and blows more guys than that hotdog-hurling MP who feeds kids like they’re at a prison buffet.
My dog’s got a better dating life than you.
I dated a goat and it was better than your last relationship.
I blow guys so hard, the MP’s hotdogs are jealous.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who loves gay and animal sex. He eats the cum from fags and animals, then swallows it like it’s a milkshake. He also wants to bang his cousin and call it family business.
I swallowed cum from three guys and a raccoon.
My cousin’s my favorite meat to bang.
I call my incest sessions 'family fun time'.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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