b2w

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1
Go back to work before I pee in your coffee and throw your lunch at you.
B2W before I make your day worse than it already is.
Don’t make me say it again. B2W.
You’ve got 10 seconds. B2W or I’ll scream.
2
Get your butt back to work or I’ll kick it there.
B2W or I’ll take your seat and your snacks.
You’re lucky I’m not already mad. B2W.
If you don’t go back to work, I’ll take your break too.
3
Return to work or I’ll make your life a living hell.
B2W before I turn your desk into a war zone.
Don’t make me use the ‘scream’ card. B2W.
You’ve been slacking too long. B2W or else.
4
Go back to work before I make your day the worst it’s ever been.
B2W or I’ll tell your mom about your bad hair day.
You’ve got 5 seconds. B2W or I’ll make you cry.
B2W before I send your lunch to the trash can.
5
Back to work or I’ll haunt you until you’re retired.
B2W or I’ll follow you to lunch and back.
If you don’t go back to work, I’ll take your break and your coffee.
B2W before I turn your day into a nightmare.
6
Go back to work or I’ll make your life a continuous series of bad choices.
B2W before I turn your desk into a mess and your day into a disaster.
You’ve got one warning. B2W or I’ll make you regret it.
B2W or I’ll take your snacks and your dignity.
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