b2s

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When school starts again and you feel like you're going back to the guillotine.
Man, B2S is like getting a wedgie and a pop quiz at the same time.
I saw my cousin cry when B2S hit.
B2S is the reason I still have nightmares about pencils.
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A guy who is so confused he’s both black and white, like a raccoon with a bad dye job.
That B2 in my Among Us lobby was literally a raccoon in a suit.
My friend’s B2 cousin got kicked out of the group chat for being too weird.
I asked my B2 neighbor if he was a ghost and he said, 'No, I’m just confused.'
3
When you’re getting dicked and your nuts are basically in the sewer.
My B2S was so bad I had to take a dump in the sink.
That guy’s B2 was like a sausage in a trash can.
I got so stuffed during B2 I had to go to the hospital.
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When you're doing all the gross stuff at once, like a human toilet.
I did B2S during a Zoom call and my boss was horrified.
My dog did B2S in my mom’s shoe.
During B2S, I looked like I was being tortured by a pizza.
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A soft thing you sit on, like a beanbag but with more beans and less dignity.
My B2 is so soft I could sleep there forever.
That B2 is like a beanbag for people who hate their lives.
I used my B2 to hide from my brother.
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A video game that was so bad it felt like being shot in the face by a toaster.
I played B2 for 2 hours and my brain turned to mush.
B2 was the reason I gave up on gaming.
B2 is like a video game that’s been through a war and lost.
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A bopper who’s so boppy they give you a headache just by looking at them.
My B2 is so boppy I can’t think straight.
That B2 is like a bopper on a sugar high.
I saw a B2 and my brain exploded.
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