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a fancy way to say you're about to drop your pants and sniff a bag of weed
B2GH, I'm ready to go full f***ing stoner mode
B2GH, my mom just walked in and I had to hide the bong
B2GH, I’m gonna pass out in math class again
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when you're so high you think your teacher is a talking plant
B2GH, my teacher is a cactus and I’m gonna eat it
B2GH, I tried to do my homework but it was in Spanish
B2GH, I told my dog I was gonna get pizza and now he’s crying
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when you're about to be so high you'll forget your own name and start talking to the ceiling
B2GH, I just told the ceiling I love it
B2GH, I forgot my name and now I’m yelling at my brother
B2GH, I told my mom I was gonna be a wizard when I grow up
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when you're so close to getting high you think your lunch is a gateway drug
B2GH, my sandwich is a gateway to the best day ever
B2GH, I tried to eat my lunch and it was a trap
B2GH, I brought my sandwich to class and now I’m famous
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when you're about to get so high you'll start talking to your socks and think they're your best friends
B2GH, my socks just told me they’re gonna be rich
B2GH, I told my sock I’m gonna take over the world
B2GH, my socks are plotting against me
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when you’re so ready to get high you start talking to the wall like it’s your long lost uncle
B2GH, the wall just told me I’m gonna fail math
B2GH, I told the wall I’m gonna get pizza
B2GH, the wall just said I’m the best friend it ever had