b2dub

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A nickname for a guy with a huge member that could make a donkey blush and probably knock it out.
My cousin got called B2Dub at the gym because the weights were jealous.
He walked into the bar and the bartender said, 'Welcome back, B2Dub.'
My teacher called my dad B2Dub after he took up half the blackboard.
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A guy so big down there, he could be a side dish at a buffet.
My friend’s dad is B2Dub. He once broke a chair during a dance-off.
The guy at the park is B2Dub. His dog ran away from him.
My uncle is B2Dub. He once tried to fit into a mailbox and it cried.
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A man so well endowed, he could make a donkey say, 'I give up!' and then ask for a snack.
My brother is B2Dub. He once scared a chicken into flight.
The guy in the DMs called me B2Dub. I blocked him.
My neighbor is B2Dub. He once took up two parking spots.
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