B2BH

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means you were born with a face only a mother could love and a horn that screams like a banshee at 3 a. m.

My B2BH moment hit me when I tried to play 'Jingle Bells' and it sounded like a goat in a blender.

I told my band director I was B2BH and he threw a drumstick at me.

My little brother says I’m B2BH because I blow so hard I make his goldfish dizzy.

a title given to anyone who was born with a mouth that only God could fix and a horn that doesn’t know when to stop yelling.

I got called B2BH after I played so loud the principal came out to yell at me.

My friend’s B2BH because he once blew a hole in his trumpet.

My mom says I’m B2BH because I make her ears bleed every Tuesday.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

a curse you were born with that makes your horn sound like a broken vacuum and your face look like it was hit by a brick.

I got B2BH after I tried to play the saxophone and it came out like a dying cat.

My B2BH started when I blew so hard my glasses flew off.

My teacher said I was B2BH because I made the whole band cry.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

a nickname for someone who was born with the face of a raccoon and the lungs of a bull, and a horn that screams like a kid who lost their candy.

My B2BH moment happened when I blew so loud my neighbor’s dog ran away.

My friend’s B2BH because he once blew a hole in the wall.

I got called B2BH because I made my little brother cry during practice.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

a title for anyone who was born with the mouth of a donkey and a horn that screams like a kid who got kicked out of a birthday party.

I got B2BH after I played so loud my dog ran out of the house.

My teacher gave me B2BH because I blew my trumpet so hard it broke.

My friend said I was B2BH because I make the whole band laugh at me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

a nickname for someone who was born with the face of a monster and the lungs of a dragon, and a horn that screams like a kid who lost their favorite toy.

I got called B2BH because I made my little brother scream during practice.

My B2BH started when I played so loud my neighbor called the cops.

My friend’s B2BH because he once blew a hole in his trumpet.

by Slangipedia 15d ago