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Two DJs playing at the same time, one spinning tracks while the other is picking the next song. They usually end up face-to-face, but sometimes it’s like they’re fighting for space.
DJ1: 'I’m gonna drop this track right now!' DJ2: 'You better pick your next song fast, I’m not waiting!'
They played back to back for three hours and still didn’t stop arguing about the playlist.
One DJ got distracted by a girl in the crowd and forgot his tracks. The other one just yelled, 'You’re dead to me!'
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When you give a massage to your lover and you both feel like you’re getting extra love, but it’s also a little bit dirty.
'I’m gonna rub that oil all over you, baby.' 'You better not forget about me when you’re done.'
He said it felt like a massage. She said it felt like a confession.
They both got so worked up they ended up in bed instead of on the massage table.
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Business to business, two companies working together, like a boss and a worker, but with more money and more problems.
'We’re doing a deal with them, but I still think they’re gonna rip us off.'
He said the deal was sweet. She said it was a trap.
They signed the contract, and now they’re both regretting it.
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Boner to boner, when two guys are all about each other and nothing else, like a gay version of a wrestling match.
'I’m gonna get my boner all over yours, and you’re gonna like it.'
They were so into each other, they didn’t even notice the crowd watching.
He said it was a competition. She said it was a love story.
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Two companies working together, like a boss and a worker, but they both think they’re the boss.
'We’re doing a deal, but I’m still the boss.'
She said he was the boss. He said she was the boss.
They both wanted the same promotion, so they started arguing in the office.
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When you sleep back to back with someone who just wants the bed, not the sex, and you end up snoring at each other.
'I’m not sleeping with you, I’m just sharing the bed.'
He snored so loud, she thought the bed was broken.
They both fell asleep, but he still tried to cuddle her.
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Back to back, like when you’re messaging someone and you say 'brb' because you’re going to pee, or you’re about to make a mess.
'BRB, I’m gonna go pee.'
He said 'BRB' and never came back.
She said 'BRB' and left her phone on the floor.
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