B2707

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#supersonic mess#expensive disaster#flying brick

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The B2707 was a giant flying machine made by Boeing that was supposed to zoom across the sky like a madman on speed. But it was too big, too slow, and cost more money than a pig at a poker game.
My uncle bet his house on the B2707. He lost. Now he lives in a van.
The B2707 was like a supersonic version of a dump truck. It had no class.
I’d rather ride a unicorn to work than sit in the B2707.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Boeing tried to build the B2707 to be the fastest, biggest flying thing ever. But it turned into a money-eating monster with wings that looked like they were made of bricks.
The B2707 was like a fat kid trying to run a marathon. It just couldn’t keep up.
If the B2707 had a personality, it would be a grumpy old man with a bad attitude.
The B2707 was the reason I failed math. It had too many numbers.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The B2707 was a plane that promised to be cool but ended up being a giant pain in the ass. It had wings that changed shape, but they were too heavy and made the whole thing cost more than a fancy restaurant.
My mom said the B2707 was the reason she never took a flight. She’s still mad about it.
The B2707 was like a plane that had a bad haircut and no idea what it was doing.
The B2707 was so expensive, it could’ve bought a whole neighborhood.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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