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A tiny content maker who has no bitches and is too broke to buy them
He posted a video of himself eating cereal for 2 hours and only got 3 likes.
His DMs are full of people asking for money and he just says 'nope'.
He tried to buy a dog with his last dollar and got a scold from the store clerk.
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A mini influencer who’s too poor to have any bitches and acts like it’s a badge of honor
He posted a tweet saying 'I got 1 like and I’m proud' and it got 2 likes.
He tried to propose to his dog and it ran away.
He asked his mom for a loan and she said 'I’m not your bitch.'
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A little-known creator with zero bitches and a heart full of bitterness
He live-streamed his disappointment after getting 1 follow and it was cringey.
He got a message from a fan and he replied with a middle finger emoji.
He tried to get a sponsorship and got rejected because he had no bitches.
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